What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which bug is related to you?
