What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?