Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?