What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?