What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a small mom?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?