What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
