What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?