What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where was Noah born?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?