What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How long do chickens work?