What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?