What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Someone stole my mood ring!