What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What do you call a silly hill?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the icy road say to the truck?