What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What day is your mom always right?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How does a barber get to work?