What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What insect runs away from everything?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?