What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?