What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do you measure a millennial?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
When should baseball players wear armor?