What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?