Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?