What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?