What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?