What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How do billboards talk?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?