What type of animal does well in the cold?
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What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?