What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do colds go on vacation?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?