Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do you make a bandstand?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?