When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?