When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
The museum curator needed a break.
How is cat food sold?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?