What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which dog belongs in a band?