Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?