Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?