What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny™.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the snake cross the road?