How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which president loved to take baths?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What car can't keep a secret?