What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?