What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do books sleep?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?