What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?