Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?