Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the most common blood type for insects?