What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do fish do at parades?