What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?