What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?