Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How was the wedding?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?