Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?