Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?