What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?