Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?