Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?