Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?