Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
When does a horse talk?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?