What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?