What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do cats love to work?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?