What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?