Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?