Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Can February March?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?