Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?