How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?