What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?