Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What animal has the most fun?