Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?