Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?