What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?