Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?