What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where does breakfast live?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?