What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the hostess name her daughter?